Artful Relativity

"And you, eminent scientists, will tell me that 6 isn't 9. And I will say 'When  with a little kick I upend a 6 that makes 9.', and when you tell me '6 and 8 make 14', I will reply that 6 and 8 make 68, in this case, Mesdames and Messieurs, all is relativity." - James Ensor